Fake Student

I hardly need to tell you that I am Oscar Wilde. I detest these biographical summaries, since “the truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

“To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up,” and I’m exhausted before I’ve even begun. Really all you need to know is that, “in matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.”

If you want to get to know me, watch this video. It won’t tell you anything about me, but you’re sure to get pleasure out of it, and what else is life for, but pleasure?

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Everything here is plagiarized.